Bransholme Calypso | Bransholme
High no longer exists but if
you ever went there you may recognize the people. |
If you work at Bransholme High there' are things you should know Why some people stay and others go I'll tell you who they are and what we know I've started the Bransholme Calypso It's sad ....but true Most of the teachers don't know what to do As this is so I've put them in the Bransholme Calypso Mr X Teaches Science in a funny was When the kids come to his lesson they have to pay When it comes to GCSE's the kids are weak But most of them can spot a priceless antique Don't laugh......., don't scoff X's lesson's start where Arthur Negas leaves off It's true...... believe me Most of his class practice alchemy Dr X has a plan to try and stay sane Spends most of his spare time shooting game So if the kids play you up or life gets dull Just shove them in his class room and then shout "PULL" It works ......quite well Just last week he shot most of 4L It never...... fails Not when he keeps the head and tail |
Teaching German at Bransholme must be pretty tough Mr XX wants to leave , he's had enough He doesn't mind the grammar or irregular verbs But the jack-boots and the helmets get on his nerves It's not..... much fun Teaching kids who's only hero is Atilla the Hun But they know..... who's boss Every week he awards someone with an Iron Cross Mrs X runs Bransthwaite with great success They say she did her training with the German SS I'm told she likes gliding but I know the facts She's the only teacher here to win the Blue-Max It's true, ........you bet She hasn't missed a Luftwaffer reunion yet She's known quite well Goering used to call her his "blonde bomb shell" There are many more teachers I could go on You can stop sweating now 'cos I've finished the song But don't be too relieved I've still got time To write another verse if you step out of line It's true,....... this song Should be 100 verses long But I have to stop By the look I'm getting I'm for the chop |