Killroy was 'ere When you pop down to your local loo you'd better take a look With the knowledge that is written there you could fill a book Killroy's gone home and I alone can entertain you all For I'm the one graffitist does the writing on the wall (Chorus) Writing writing writing on the wall I say I did , I have done it all Believe me I know, I'm not claiming fame It's the purest form of art because I never sign my name When I've had a pint I can't resist a visit to the bog It's not that I think I'm ...missed... I keep a running log On all affairs of state and sport, I comment on the lot I wrote Marx's grave's just another communist plot (Chorus) Writing writing writing on the wall I say I did , I have done it all Believe me I always keep it clean I think that all graffiti should be heard but not obscene I recall my early days I studied history Spent more time in the toilet that the class where I should be I only answered one question but I passed the whole exam I wrote "I'm not sure Emanuel Kant but I'm sure that Genghis Khan" (Chorus) Writing writing writing on the wall I say I did , I have done it all Believe me don't take me for a fool It's o.k. if the skeptics may or may not rule My opinion on politics is liberal but fair Maggie does to us what Dennis does to her * I keep you all informed on sex and crime and love Now you're the sort of people that your mother warned you of

(I wrote this as a challenge, someone wrote a tune and challenged me to write some funny lyrics to it I didn't like the tune so if you've got a better one... please have the words) (Chorus) Writing writing writing on the wall I say I did , I have done it all Believe me I write the one line cuts It's just like disemboweling, it takes a lot of guts When discussion gets quite heated I go to save my face I may have been defeated but I still have lots of space To write down my opinions on things like the xxxx * * breed I've half a mind to join them and they say that's all you need (Chorus) Writing writing writing on the wall I say I did , I have done it all Believe me my opinions are all true Sycophancy rules... if it's o.k. by you Now I've revealed my secret I hope you won't object If I relieve my feelings and continue my project Considering my position I'm sure Newton would agree I am the very centre of Earth's Graffiti (Chorus) Writing writing writing on the wall I say I did , I have done it all Believe me I practice what I preach And we got to silence all of those who oppose free speech. *Maggie was P.M. when this was written this verse  can be upgraded to deal with the current P.M. ** Fit in your favourite "love to hate group here"